make your own fairytale

That kid’s pretty messed up, think about it. He’s a bird, he basically just smashed a fetus on his granddad’s face.

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so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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make me choose:
anonymous asked: Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans
     ↣ “I weep at everything. I just love things so much.”

Marvel’s greatest extras. 

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First Hug {x}

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My Russian professor said that the grocery stores in Russia are better than the stores in America and everyone immediately started defending Publix.

This is how you know you’re in a classroom full of Floridians.

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Do you think Steve puts his list on hold so that he can discover the rest of it alongside Bucky?

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i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

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I was at work last night. my family came to find me. they went on Stitch’s Great Escape. they said “I liked it! it was cute!”